Post by elrosstrikedancer on May 5, 2006 9:41:51 GMT -5
I think one of my favorite scenes in LotR is in the extended version of TTT. It is after the battle of Helm's Deep, and Gimli is sitting on a dead orc, his ax sticking out of its head. Legolas comes up, and says, "Final count, 33." Gimli looks up and smirks.
"Not bad for a pointy eared elven princey! 34!" Legolas looks shocked, and whips out an arrow and shoots it in between Gimli's legs into the orc he's sitting on.
"34." Gimli looks angry.
"This is 34! He was dead!"
"He was twitching." Gimli grabs his ax handle and shakes it around. The orcs body twitches and moves around.
"He was twitching because my ax is buried in his nervous system!"
"Not bad for a pointy eared elven princey! 34!" Legolas looks shocked, and whips out an arrow and shoots it in between Gimli's legs into the orc he's sitting on.
"34." Gimli looks angry.
"This is 34! He was dead!"
"He was twitching." Gimli grabs his ax handle and shakes it around. The orcs body twitches and moves around.
"He was twitching because my ax is buried in his nervous system!"
